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For Immediate Release. Toronto. February 1, 2012
Only a month late (hey, it could have been years), Black Barry took over Jester's Pub for a pint of Guiness and asked how you planned to #BeBald in 2012.
Four Bald characters emerged from your #BeBald resolutions. All are bravely stepping in crap that their dogs left behind in 2011 and into a 2012 with unlimited reservations about the future.
The #BeBald Team
Popo Girl - The Axe Heaver
Saving the day with a photo, ten Facebook postings and 400 texts to her friends is nothing new for Popo Girl. She's social, insecure and just a bit needy.
Axe Heavers resolve to:
- do something for once
- stop questioning whether the network is down or not
- be active on Pinterest
- learn something about herself
Mark Stoner - The Ad Vendor
Able to fight on a plane and land in jail he's alcoholic, loud and a little bit smelly. But you can count on Max to liven up any flight to China.
Ad Vendors resolve to:
- stand up
- seize inappropriate body parts
- get a new job
- take you back to Vancouver
Justin Time - The Add-a-Chick
Always ready to stick up a bank, Justin is lazy and broke. His hobbies include chasing cougars caught under bar tables and using 'special' seeds in his spare time.
Ad Vendors resolve to:
- connect with other morons
- rock your world
- encourage you to 'have another one'
Trudy R.U. Foreal - The Odd Renter Chick
Not afraid to call you on your sh*t, Trudy is obnoxious, loud and unabashedly miserable. She enjoys long walks on the roof and old school teachers.
Odd Renter Chicks resolve to:
- stop speaking up constantly about what you believe in
- be a cereal
- have a positive credit rating
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